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HIGH SCHOOL SHAKESPEARE TRAGEDY: "WICKED WITCH" STILL ON THE LOOSE!

Sunnydale High School has been struck by another tragedy last weekend when their production of Romeo and Juliet was interrupted by, what witnesses are calling, "a pack of flying monkeys". Principal Snyder, though not on the premises when the supposed attack occurred, claims that there was a gas leak in the auditorium at the time of the play. An inspection and repair team has been ordered by Mayor Richard Wilkins with an assurance that this incident will not affect the end of the school year activities including Senior Prom and Graduation. Some students claim a "wicked witch" is the cause of the flying monkey attack. When asked to comment on the possibility of an Oz themed witch attacking Sunnydale, Principal Snyder replied, "Damn kids."



I feel like Kevin Spacey's character from Seven. Eluding the press and the police at every turn. Although having my monkeys attack the school play wasn't my intention, my ability to summon demons grows more powerful every day! Tucker is still years ahead of me, but at least now I have Sunnydale's attention...