Three is the Magic Number

Sorry, loyal readers, for the extended absence. I've been laying low ever since Tucker's Hell Hound debacle. But now I have a crew of like-minded individuals, and just like the Avengers and the Justice League before us, we've decided to team up and become THE TRIO! Who would have thought that three friends who sat together at lunch and were harassed by all their peers would grow up to be super villains?

Trio Rundown:
Jonathan Levinson - Spell-casting Gnome with a heart of gold
Andrew Wells - Summoning Bard with the charm of Timothy Dalton
Warren Mears - Dungeon Master and Alpha Male

Trio Pledge:
We the Trio, in an effort to plunge the world into darkness, do hereby swear our eternal hatred of do-gooders (excluding those existing in the Marvel and DC universes) with a concentrated effort on Buffy the Slayer of Vampyres for her crimes against inhumanity. In brightest day, in darkest night, let those who are good fear our might.


Soon we will test the Slayer's strengths to find her weaknesses. I'd give you a summary of our plan, but you'll probably see it on CNN or Fox News.