Sorry, loyal readers, for the extended absence. I've been laying low ever since Tucker's Hell Hound debacle. But now I have a crew of like-minded individuals, and just like the Avengers and the Justice League before us, we've decided to team up and become THE TRIO! Who would have thought that three friends who sat together at lunch and were harassed by all their peers would grow up to be super villains?
Trio Rundown:
Jonathan Levinson - Spell-casting Gnome with a heart of gold
Andrew Wells - Summoning Bard with the charm of Timothy Dalton
Warren Mears - Dungeon Master and Alpha Male
Trio Pledge:
We the Trio, in an effort to plunge the world into darkness, do hereby swear our eternal hatred of do-gooders (excluding those existing in the Marvel and DC universes) with a concentrated effort on Buffy the Slayer of Vampyres for her crimes against inhumanity. In brightest day, in darkest night, let those who are good fear our might.
Soon we will test the Slayer's strengths to find her weaknesses. I'd give you a summary of our plan, but you'll probably see it on CNN or Fox News.
HIGH SCHOOL SHAKESPEARE TRAGEDY: "WICKED WITCH" STILL ON THE LOOSE!
Sunnydale High School has been struck by another tragedy last weekend when their production of Romeo and Juliet was interrupted by, what witnesses are calling, "a pack of flying monkeys". Principal Snyder, though not on the premises when the supposed attack occurred, claims that there was a gas leak in the auditorium at the time of the play. An inspection and repair team has been ordered by Mayor Richard Wilkins with an assurance that this incident will not affect the end of the school year activities including Senior Prom and Graduation. Some
students claim a "wicked witch" is the cause of the flying
monkey attack. When asked to comment on the possibility of an Oz
themed witch attacking Sunnydale, Principal Snyder replied, "Damn
kids."
I feel like Kevin Spacey's character from Seven. Eluding the press and the police at every turn. Although having my monkeys attack the school play wasn't my intention, my ability to summon demons grows more powerful every day! Tucker is still years ahead of me, but at least now I have Sunnydale's attention...
We the Trio, in an effort to plunge the world into darkness, do hereby swear our eternal hatred of do-gooders (excluding those existing in the Marvel and DC universes) with a concentrated effort on Buffy the Slayer of Vampyres for her crimes against inhumanity. In brightest day, in darkest night, let those who are good fear our might.